The Dating Game

I was watching Elimidate last night after South Park, which was fucking hilarious. It was the episode where Butters' dad goes to a gay bath house and his mother is so humiliated that she goes crazy and tries to drown Butters in the lake. Good times. Anyway, the guy starts out with three girls and they go on a huge date. Throughout the show, he eliminates two girls as he gets to know them.

The show is really stupid, but I couldn't find my remote control. That meant I had to watch it. The guy was faking an Australian accent and the three girls were just gross. One was a plastic looking bikini model, another was a loud plain girl who didn't wear makeup, and the other was a chunky hispanic girl with bad grammar. The plain girl and the hispanic girl immediately ganged up on the plastic girl as they kicked a soccer ball around to each other, claiming that she was a slut and she had nothing interesting to offer in life. The soccer ball thing was just stupid. They just girl kicked a fucking soccer ball to each other as they're slamming the barbie. The guy asked the plain girl if she was the most interesting person in the group and she said YES. What a cunt.

Anyone who has to say that they're interesting isn't interesting at all. The title of "interesting" has to be given to you by someone else. It's like knighthood, but you don't have to be British.

For gay people, the competition between singles to snag a good guy is fierce and brutal. We're just like the three Elimidate girls, but with more clever things to say and cleaner nails. If two gay boys are competing for the attention of a guy, the outspoken one who throws himself at the guy will win out every time. Or will he? The quiet and witty young man doesn't exactly have a snowball's chance. It's a well-known fact that boys who are polite in public are registered freaks in private. They rock worlds all over the gay community!