Fear Itself

So Saddam Hussein says that he's not afraid to be executed. Does this guy creep you out, or what? He's got that scary, child molester / high school janitor look. Of course he's not afraid to be executed! His religion says that if he dies for a holy cause, then he'll go to paradise. DUH! The trick is to find out what he does fear. I suggest that we subject him to various stimuli to find out what makes him clutch the pearls.

He looks like a claustraphobe to me. Oooh, we can put him in a plexiglass box with tiny air holes until he snaps. Or we could just let him loose on an episode of Fear Factor. That show has been known to reduce the manliest of men to quivering piles of pussy discharge. Remember the episode with the electric obstacle course? Ha ha ha! ZZZZZZAP!

Saddam has no doubt prepared himself for all of the conventional means of punishment, so the best way to get to him is to think outside the box. We have to throw everything we've got at him! How about a snake-handler dressed as a clown, riding a giant tarantula?