Go With the F.L.O.W.

I think that we should resurrect certain shows from the 80s, put a gay spin on them, and put them on the gay networks. One idea I had was to remake G.L.O.W. (gorgeous ladies of wrestling) into F.L.O.W. (fabulous lads of wrestling). Picture cute boys in campy outfits piled on top of each other in a wrestling ring. I do realize that I just described the plots of about forty gay porno films, but you get the idea.

I would really love to be on a show like that. I can be the ambiguous ethnic boy from an island in the Pacific with puka shells and mango juice. My name will be Mango Fandango and my signature move will be the Tropical Punch. I'd be pitted against an equally hot young Irish boy named Blarney Barney. The side story is that we're both secretly attracted to each other and we hide our animal lust by masking it with contempt. Mango Fandango will be in his dressing room one night after a fight and Blarney Barney comes in all vulnerable and loopy from drinking too much beer (because Irish boys love their guinness!). So Mango has to pretend to fight off Barney's sexual advances and they end up holding each other - their undulating bodies motioning toward a climax the likes of which the gay world has never seen! Two young men from opposite ends of the globe releasing months of tension in one moment of pure ecstasy...

Then Mango kicks Barney out of his dressing room and the rest of the wrestlers giggle when they see Barney stumbling out, covered in Mango juice.

From Tennesee, there would be Memphis Bill, whose signature move would be the Tennessee Twister. I can think of so many others! Darkthorn Ravenbottom and Icelandic Ivan will also be featured wrestlers. The point is that resurrecting 80s shows is the way to go. If you can think of a way