Miss Cleo ain't got NOTHIN' on you!

I know a girl who always tries to finish my sentences because she thinks that it'll make me think that we share a cosmic connection. Her name is Julia, and she can get quite annoying when she starts up with the whole empath thing. I'd be telling her a funny story about some stupid thing like what I had for lunch:

"Yeah I love sushi, but I felt so weird after eating it because I usually have it with..."

"Wasabi?"

"No, with my friend John. We used to have sushi every week in Houston. It makes me miss him even more.."

I really WAS going to say wasabi, but I changed it to "my friend John" because I didn't want her to think that she was right. That would be her signal to do it ALL THE TIME. Good lord, can you imagine having to endure her guessing game during every conversation? Let's not forget the fact that she's interrupting me, and I hate it when people interrupt me. It's just rude. Only monkeys interrupt people when they're talking.

I guess I'm being too critical, but I just wonder why people do that sort of thing. It's not like I give out prizes if you can tell me what I'm going to say next. She should go on The Price is Right. Then maybe her guessing skills will be put to good use. In the mean time, I will have to continue altering my stories to make her wrong. It's tough love, trust me! Would you rather I tell her to shut her big bazoo and let me talk? I'm not one of those interrupting monkeys you see at the zoo.