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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Gattaca Revisited

I can't wait until genetic engineering becomes accepted in our society. Forget all of the moral and ethical issues, because chaos and disorder are natural constants in this universe. We need to get this world to a point where we can compete with other worlds for a bid on universe popularity. I bet that somewhere, far away, an alien race is looking at us and laughing. We're the laughing stock of the Milky Way Galaxy and no one wants to do anything about it! No one, that is... except me!

Once we utilize genetic engineering and stem cells, we can totally make ourselves smarter and stronger than before. While we're at it, we can study George Bush's DNA and make sure that similar strains won't ever come to full maturity. Ugh. Jenna Bush. Blargh.

The main reason why I am concerned about this topic is because I saw a picture of Heidi Klum's baby. I almost died of shock. Tomorrow, I'll post a picture....

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