Things I'm Thankful For Today

1. The introduction of the new Puma Graffiti Cat underwear line

2. The Golden Girls Marathon on Lifetime

3. Beavis and Butthead on DVD

4. Shorter shorts for Rugby players

5. New guacamole flavored pringles

6. My health

7. Indoor plumbing

8. Dove haircare products

9. The fact that I wore clean underwear today

10. SILICONE BASED LUBE!