THAT BOY!

I think the 'nice boy' route is starting to pay off for me. I'm starting to feel like a true Chicago boy now that I'm seeing people out on the street and at places I frequent. I'd be walking along and I'll say hi to the security guard at the bank, then I'll walk past the coffee shop and all the baristas will look up and wave to me. I can just imagine the theme from "That Girl" or "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" playing as I strut and prance down Clark Street.

(sung to the theme of That Girl)
RaInbows, cock rings, lattes, THAT BOY!
Night clubs, yoga, soap stars... is THAT BOY!
He's soft like rabbit fur!
He's everything you wish you were!

One of the reasons why I love Chicago so much is that a gay boy can be gay anywhere he goes and it's all the same to everyone. In Houston and San Francisco, you get beat down if you're gay in certain areas of the city. Meh!