The Importance of Being Richie

I think it would be cool to be the head of a clique where all of the members have their names associated in a cool way. I used to work with a woman named Joanie when I lived in Houston and everyone knew not to mess with us. They'd say, "look out, here come Richie and Joanie!" We'd open up a can of Cunningham whoopass on anyone who crossed us. It was a little hard finding someone named Chachi to join us in our theatre-management bullying endeavors.

There's a young man who works at the Diversey Street Panera and his name is Ricci (pronounced like Richie). All we need to do is find another young man who spells his name RITCHEE and we'd have the perfect trio... "The Three Richies" or "R3." Remember that group named Tony Toni Tone? People would see us at bars and they'd say "Hey Richie!" and all three of us would turn around and say in unison: "YEAH!?!?" and we'd throw our heads back and chuckle warmly. That would be hilarious.

Think of how hot a three-way with three Richies would be. We'd never have to worry about remembering the other guys' names. It would be like... "Oh Richie! Yeah, Ricci? Work it, Ritchee!"