Arr matey!

September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so take a moment to say "Ahoy" to your fellow crewmates! If ye don't, then I'll have ya keelhauled! Avast, me hardies! Arr!

My favorite pirate was Errol Flynn as Captain Blood. There was something in Mr. Flynn that I found extremely sexy. Maybe it was his thin moustache. Maybe it was his wicked, wicked smile. Whatever it was, I get all hot and bothered when I see a picture of him. He was a really hot pirate and I would have loved to be his cabin boy. He could hit my poopdeck with his seamen any day. I'll clean his ship from stem to stern. Can I think of any more sexually ambiguous pirate references? Of course! Here's one more: He could drop his anchor in my lagoon any day!