The Hair Down There's For You To Stare

I finally found a picture of these Dolce & Gabbana jeans that grossed me out when I saw them on tv a couple of weeks ago. These are the new "Pubic Pants" that people think are ultra sexy. But when I look at how much man-minge that guy has, I am immediately turned off. Can you imagine how rank stenchy his crotch would be with that amount of growth? Blargh! Eeew think of going down on that guy and having to hold your breath. Is it rude to wear nose plugs when giving a hummer? I'll have to ask Heloise about that one. She still hasn't asnswered my previous question on hummer etiquette. Should I wipe my mouth with my hand or a wet nap after a blow job? Come on, Heloise! Gay boys need to know these things!

I'm sure I'll see one of the nellie Chicago queens walking down Halsted St. with those jeans and the faux-hawk hairdo that I hate more than root canal. He'll be strutting past the people with his nose in the air and his ass sticking out and he'll be wearing big Willy Wonka sunglasses. If you see someone similar to the person I just described, please do the world a favor and throw an egg at him.