Ex Boyfriends Say the Darndest Things

I've gotten a few requests from people who want more funny topics. Seeing as how I only have five fans, that makes it necessary for me to comply with the majority.

Here are actual quotes from some of my ex boyfriends. And you all wonder why I'm not in a serious relationship!

"The only good thing to come out of the 70's is ME." Buck, after I told him that I loved 70's music.

"Don't touch me! Don't touch me when the Cubs lose!" - Steve, after I tried to kiss him one night in bed after the Cubs lost to the Diamondbacks back in 2004.

"Madonna who?" - Bradley, while sitting on the sofa with me when a news report featured Madonna's latest noteworthy endeavor.

"Why can't you just DRIVE to Guam?" - Bradley, after I told him how expensive it is to fly to Guam. Psst... it's an island.

"Isn't there some law against that?" - Bradley (a lawyer).

"B-L-O-C-K-B-U-S-T-E-R!" - Sam, proving to me that you can make a cheer out of anything. This was done in the middle of Blockbuster Video on a Friday night and was accompanied with arm movements and various kicks.

Ha ha! Good times. I know how people feel about using the blog to slam ex boyfriends, but this is America. Making fun of the exes is just as American as apple pie or sending dirty IMs to congressional pages.