Stupid Gym Folk, vol. 3: On your left!

Whenever I can't find a free machine to do my cardio, I always go up to the running track on the second floor of the gym. There's no waiting in line, you get to look at the cuties lifting weights, and you can go at your own pace without being rushed by suburbanites. Occasionally, stupid gym folk make their way up to the track and make things miserable for everyone. I saw some two nights ago.

When passing someone close to you coming from behind, it is customary to let the person know that you're passing them and what side you're coming from. Some short little asian cunt yelled "on your left!" to me and I assumed that she'd be ON MY LEFT. But no, she passed me on the right side and said "your other left" as she raced away. Feeling my livelihood threatened, I yelled back at her "LEARN YOUR DIRECTIONS, BITCH!" and everyone laughed. She came back and started arguing with me about disrespecting women, but I would hear none of it. I wasn't disrespecting women... I was berating a stupid person.

Apparently, the education system in East Asia isn't as kickass as we are all lead to believe if people there can't tell the difference between left and right.