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Friday, August 19, 2005

Yeagermesiter

The Air and Water show is this weekend and the pilots are using this time to hone their loop de loop skills in the Chicago sky. All that flying got me to thinking about Wonder Woman and her invisible plane. How do you think she was able to know how much fuel she had left? I mean, all the controls and instruments were invisible, so how could she possibly manage to get that hunk of invisible junk around so well?

I personally don't care much for air shows. It's a big waste of time for me. Oooh, look up at the sky with then thousand people crowding around you in the blazing sun! The nearest port-o-let would be halfway across the beach and I'd have to maneuver past overweight and badly dressed suburbanites. No thank you! After Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier and Howard Hughes flew that ginormous plane, there really isn't anything interesting when it comes to aero shows. I'd rather be sitting in a bar somewhere, tying one on. Yee ha!

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