Trainspotting

I was on the train this morning and I swear that I saw Summer Glau from tv's "Firefly" and the upcoming film, "Serenity." She was sitting next to that creepy guy with the brown trombone case and she was reading the red eye. Before I could get up and ask her if she was really Summer, two women boarded the train and one of them was wearing a pearl necklace and flip flops. Now there's a fashion faux pas if I ever saw one. Or maybe it's a faux pearl faux pas. Ha ha. When I turned to look at Summer, she was gone. This is going to bug me for years. I should have been a crazy fan and asked her straight up. Or gay up.

Speaking of pearl necklaces, I was watching porn last night and I noticed that I own a lot of porn. You know you've got a problem when the number of porn DVDs outnumbers the non-porn DVDs. I've got an 80 gig hard drive and porn takes up 64 gigs. I can identify every one of them, too. Straight porn, gay porn, bisexual porn, mormon porn, 70s porn... the list goes on. Honk if you love porn!

My mother sent me an e-mail that had a bible passage number in the subject line. When did she get so religious? I think she and my grandmother are the cause of my Satan dreams. For those of you who are interested, I've had recurring Satan/demon dreams since I was a child. I've been interested in the occult and religious myths for a long time, partially because I need to know how to combat the demons if they do exist. There's even a college in Pennsylvania that specializes in demonology. I bet they're all vampire slayers when the sun goes down. How many vampires have you seen in Pennsylvania? I rest my case.