No, I'm Not Compensating!

Today was a very rainy day in Chicago. I live on the third floor in my apartment building and I had to walk back up the friggin stairs when I realized that it was raining harder than I thought. That was a big deal because I did some heavy squats at the gym yesterday and my legs were a little sore. Anyway, I've got this huge golf umbrella that I like to use because it doesn't flip up in the wind. It's huge. Imagine a little filipino boy and a huge umbrella walking down the street. It's like something out of a japanese animation. Someone jokingly told me that I was subconsciously compensating for small genitals.

Ok, I know that there's a myth about asian men, but I'm not the typical asian man. I don't drive a Honda with a big racing stripe and a huge spoiler, I don't have spiky hair with highlights, I don't play the violin, I didn't score unbelievably high on the SAT, I don't use chopsticks very well, and I don't have a small penis.

It's not massive. It's not microscopic. Let's just say that no one who has been to RichieWorld ever left with a frown. Everyone is always pleasantly surprised. People leave RichieWorld with a season pass and souveniers for their friends. It's that good. Ha ha! But seriously, I'm sick of that stereotype of asian men and small penises. It's just not true. Just ask my college Anthropology professor.