The Talented Mrs. Ritchie

This is a special shout out to Madonna, who fell off of a horse on her birthday today. I wish her a speedy recovery. That sucks, falling off a horse. That's the kind of crazy bad luck shit that would happen to ME on my birthday. Yeah... I get dumped on year, wake up at a gas station with one shoe and no underwear another year, get into a car accident another year, and get sick at a county fair another year. I can't imagine falling off a horse.