The Mo'lympics

I've been a sports fan for as long as I can remember. I used to go to Giants games when baseball was a carefree sport - before the big hulaballoo about salaries and big stadiums. Then I got into other cool sports like soccer and rugby. Can you guess why I'm into rugby? If you said 'shortie shorts,' then you're right! Rugby is one of the few sports that has rough and tumble men in shortie shorts, slamming into each other and grabbing for each others' balls... er, ball.

I wasn't surprised to see that rugby is one of the sports in the 2006 Gay Games. It's one of the gayest things since my cousin Noel. It must be really hard on a gay sports team. Ha ha... hard on. Ahem! I can't imagine trying to concentrate when I'm surrounded by a bunch of sweaty muscle guys getting dirty and piling up on top of each other during a game. You know they're all just thinking about how much fun they'll have showering up in the locker room after the game. Damn, I need to join the rugby team.

How about Rudy Galindo being appointed as one of the Gay Games ambassadors? I can understand having Billy Bean as an ambassador because being gay in Major League Baseball is tough shit. Being a gay figure skater is like being a human who can breathe. It's just not that hard. Struggles? Oh woe is me... I had to sacrifice so much just so I can be a skater and perform for like 4 minutes. I stayed up all night sewing my costume and now I have to wake up really early in the morning so I can practice. Oh boo hoo.