New Entries in the Urban Dictionary

METER MASH

1. The act of walking into a parking meter while being distracted by various attractive objects on the street, such as men on bikes, men in shorts, men with children, and men carrying bibles.

"Richie was severely meter mashed when he spotted Father Martin walking into the bank because he fantasized that the priest was making a deposit in the First Bank of Richie instead of LaSalle."


"I'M NOT GAY" SEAT

1. The single seating space between two heterosexual men at a movie theatre.
2. The only seat in which Richie will ever sit when watching summer blockbusters.

"As Richie sank into the 'I'm not gay' seat between the sexually-deprived college frat boy and the lifeguard, he waited patiently for the opportunity to accidentally drop a gummi bear on to either of them in attempt to grope around to pick it back up."


SCAR SEARCH

1. The act of groping the midsection of previously unskinny men to check for liposuction scars.

"Suspicious of Bradley's new six-pack, Richie performed an immediate scar search while pretending to get frisky with him."