Hey dude! What's up, bro?

I found a really dumb website today called straightacting.com. It's a place where men who are 'straight acting' can find other men who are fucked up in the head.

If there's one group among the countless subcultures in the gay community that you should be afraid of, it's the "straight acting" crowd. UGH! I hate that term. The very name suggests that being gay is sub par . I really don't like to generalize, but you get to do it three times a year and I'm doing it today. Gay men who claim to be straight acting are ticking time bombs of repressed emotions. You don't want to be anywhere near them when they go off. You DO want to be near them when they GET off, but we'll get to that later.

The best places to find these weirdos are personals ads. You've seen men who advertise themselves as "a man's man" or "a str8 acting dude." They've got pictures of just their chest or a single arm. That's good for people who are into fisting, but what about the rest of us? The pictures that didn't have the head cropped off featured a man with a menacing scowl on his face. A lot of the men who claim to be straight acting held cameras up to a mirror to get a shot of themselves because it's so gay to have someone take a picture of yourself shirtless.

If you look closely, you'll find several similarities between each 'straight acting' man's profile. They'll write that they're not into the "gay scene" or "drama." They're never looking for a boyfriend, but a "cool bud to hang out with or to have a beer with while watching the game." One thing that I noticed was that a lot of the men are not into "fats or fems." The key word there is FEMS.

A straight acting man thinks that anything feminine is gay, and that gay is bad. Don't even try to figure out why that is, because it's virtually impossible to do so. The truth is that we're all a little masculine and a little bit feminine. Carl Jung had that Anima /Animus theory, but let's not get too into that. I was into hockey for a while when I lived in Houston, and I also did a lot of work on my truck. My beverage of choice at the bars was Shiner Bock (a beer), and I have an intoxicatingly deep voice. Masculine qualities? Yeah! I was also heavily into figure skating. Go figure. Ha ha.

When I lived in Houston, I met a guy who really appreciated those masculine qualities. We hung out, had beer and buffalo wings, and other things that straight acting men enjoy. He remarked how he really liked how I wasn't a big fag like the other boys. Then one night during an intense blow job I was giving him, I pushed his legs up really fast and darted my tongue so far up his hole that he screamed like a girl. After his masculine mystique was torn away, he began to exhibit violent behavior towards me and we eventually parted ways.

Straightacting.com is one of the stupidest websites out there, and all it does is allows messed up people to justify their self-hating behavior. They think that just because there's a website about it, it has to be okay. NAMbLA also has a website.