Stay outta my kool aid!

I got a call from my friend, Raj, last week and he told me that he heard about my fun time in Guam. He also said that he laughed when he heard that I almost shot my ear off when I got back. This was a little embarrassing because I only told one person about shooting my ear and it was Raj's boyfriend, Mac.

I tell Mac some pretty intimate things about myself because he's such a close friend. I told him about how I didn't have a chance to masturbate when I was in Guam because I was constantly surrounded by family and there wasn't a moment's peace. I was so horny when I finally got home that I really almost shot my ear off after I was done rubbing one out. Is that subtle enough?

Maybe I should have told Mac that the things I say are meant to be kept between us. But then I really got mad when I met up with another pair of friends who are a couple, Alex and so and so. I think his name is John. I hardly know John, but John knows every detail about me. He even knows about how I said last week that I am not going to eat any of Panera's souffles because they're so bad for me. Alex repeated our conversation to his boyfriend! GRR.

I know I'm not that interesting, so why do all these couples insist on 1000% communication between each other? Surely there are better things to do than talk about an eternally single young man with big feet and a deep voice that betrays his boyish exterior when you've got a boyfriend of your own to ogle. It creeps me out that some boyfriends tell each other every bloody detail of their conversations, which I now know are not sacred anymore.

Shouldn't there be some kind of mystery if you're in a relationship? Isn't trust one of the most important things to establish when you have a boyfriend? If you need full disclosure with your man, then that means there's not a lot of trust. I have no problem with people wanting to know my business. All they have to do is ask.