NS GM seeks same ASAP... WTF, MF?

I was browsing through some of the gay personals ads online and I really enjoy reading what people put on these things, but I sometimes find things that piss me off. There's a profile of a 22 year old boy in Chicago and he listed one of his turnoffs: People who act "gay." What the fuck? Isn't it a GAY personals ad? I've heard straight people use the word 'gay' in the derogatory sense, and it always upsets me. Knowing that gay people are using the word 'gay' as a negative is one of those things is pretty fucking scary. Can you imagine what it would be like if he was able to find his perfect match? It's like two self-loathing ticking time bombs waiting to explode on the first feminine boy to cross their path.

I have personals on some sites and I think it's hilarious that in the "my ideal match" section, all of the responses I put were 'any.' So it looks kind of like this:

My ideal match...
hair: any
eyes: any
height: any
weight: any
religion: any
income: any
ice cream flavor: any
favorite spice girl: any

If you were to quickly look at one of my profiles, you'd probably think that I'm a big slut who goes for just about anyone with two legs and a dick. The truth is that a majority of the personals online cater to the superficial aspects of a person's ideal match. There isn't a lot of room for people to be creative and to stand out, so a lot of us miss out on potential catches.

My advice is to put three different types of pictures, a picture with a smile, a picture with a mean scowl, and a risque underwear picture. Happiness and anger are two emotions at opposite ends of the spectrum, and they are are part of the fundamentals of the human spirit. The happy and angry pictures will help you judge whether or not you're a good lay. After having sex, just glance at his face and compare it to what you saw on the profile. The underwear pic is only important to me because I have an underwear fetish.