Fantastic Fisticuff Fetish

Every time I go into the pro shop at the gym, I see the ultimate fighting matches being played on the monitor there. I am mesmerized as two scantily clad and muscular men deliver head-crushing blows and painful kicks to each other's faces. It was really erotic to see the sweaty men knocking each other senseless, and it was then that I realized that I get off on people fighting.

The signs were all there as I was growing up. I would always race to watch kids fight in the school yard, and I'd almost cream in my pants if I saw blood. It excited me even after it was over. In the evening, I'd park myself in front of the television to watch Dynasty. Watching Alexis lay the smack down was the highlight of my week! It was also nice to see that Krystle's hair always seemed to retain its feathery fabulousness even after the roughest catfights. Television provided even more sinful pleasures with the introduction of the Jerry Springer Show, or as we called it: The Fights.

There's a website that I love, called youtube.com, where users post a wide variety of videos. Now my guilty pleasure is typing "GIRLFIGHTS" in the search box and watching all of the results come up. There's a ton of amateur video of girls beating the tar out of each other over something stupid like one girl kissing the other girl's boyfriend or one girl borrowing the other girl's makeup without asking. I just get so pumped when I see them fighting and I don't know why.

I've heard a lot of reasons why I'm into fighting. My grandmother says that I'm full of Satan. My mother says that I'm a natural savage. She thinks it's in my blood because my father was a professional boxer, but I really can't imagine daddy cheering Dominique on as she slaps Alexis in the board room. I just think that fighting is barbaric and unaccepted in society, so that's why I find it so sexy. Americans tend to go for things that are taboo just because it's taboo. How many times have you judged a movie based on its rating? If someone asked you if you wanted to see movie #1 that was rated G or movie #2 that was rated NC-17, which one would you be more curious about?