Quien es esa nina?

I guess hell has frozen over, because one of my favorite movies of all time is being released on DVD next Tuesday. "Who's That Girl," starring Madonna and Griffin Dunne, was the second movie I saw in a movie theatre. I begged my sister to take me along with her and her friends to see it. They told me I wouldn't understand it, but I felt that I absolutely needed to go. Madonna's inherent gay magnetism attracted me even at the tender age of eight.

Everyone is so critical of Madonna's acting ability and they bitch/moan every time I mention how great I think this movie is, but there hasn't been a movie night where people didn't enjoy it. It's one of those pleasant surprises like when you try someone's cooking but they tell you that it has capers in it before you take a bite. People are like... oh my god it's got capers in it! But when they taste the dish, it's fantastic. Madonna as Nikki Finn is the acting equivalent of capers.

I will be spending Valentine's Day with this DVD because I have no man and I am actually ok with it. And fuck anyone who waves their finger at me and says "denial ain't just a river!"