When it's cold, it's hot!

It may be really bad for me to mention something like this, but have you ever noticed that all the beautiful people come out during the Autumn and Winter? Conversely, the fugly people come out during Spring/Summer. Let's examine this:

Summer is baseball season. A majority of baseball fans are really into beer and food while not really into deodorant and exercise. I'm just saying! How many Cubs fans can run a mile without being promised a hot dog at the end of the run?

In the winter, gay boys and straight women love to dress up in hats/gloves/scarves. Oh yeah, that's another thing I don't get. Ever see a person wearing a scarf outside of their coat and tied in a pretty little knot? What the fuck is that supposed to do? Aren't scarves supposed to keep your neck warm? Fuck fashion. I'd rather be warm and clashing than cold and put-together. I do see the hottest boys when it's snowing outside. Mmm. Hot toddies, hotter bodies.