Ripe young man

There's a woman who lives in North Carolina and her name is Tanya. She's a customer service rep with one of the many furniture manufacturers in the area and she just offered me a job. Tanya is a true flower of the Carolinas - always polite, tactful, and frank. I don't know what she sees in me.

Tanya is the latest woman to fall under the seductive charms of 'yours truly.' Over the years, I've met many women who think they can convert me from homosexuality to.... ugh, heterosexuality. And it's usually an older woman who comes after me.

I think they've been watching "Desperate Housewives" so much that they think they can get any ethnic looking boys to tend their gardens. And that goes many different ways.