Snoop

I just found out today that my stupid manager Craig has been reading my e-mail. It was a huge drama that played out when one of my coworkers got mad at me because Craig read one of my personal e-mails in which she bashes him and now he's mad at her. Craig says that I left the e-mail open for everyone to read, so it's fair game. Now there's all this tension in the office and it's like a soap opera.

First of all, I am not stupid enough to leave personal e-mails on the screen so other people can read them. Second, I don't check my e-mail on the communal computer upstairs. Third, WHY THE FUCK IS HE READING SOMEONE ELSE'S E-MAIL!?!?

According to Craig, I left it on the upstairs computer. That is a total lie because I don't use the upstairs computer to check e-mail. He read the e-mail on my own computer while I was at lunch on Tuesday. I had a feeling something funny was going on because I set my screen saver to come on after 5 minutes of inactivity. When I came back from lunch, the screen saver wasn't up. He'd been reading my e-mail for god knows how long. What the fuck!?! You know, if I read one of HIS e-mails that was on the screen I wouldn't hear the end of it!

Let's tie him to a tree and beat him with a rubber hose dipped in dog shit.