Lights... camera... orgasm!

I've been watching free porn on xtube and I found the Colin Farrell sex video. It's actually the most watched video on that site at the moment. Then I remembered that I used to make sex tapes with my now ex boyfriend from early 2005. When I went to get the tape out of the camera, there was a little note from the lying dumbass, stating that he didn't want anyone to see it.

I wasn't worried about him having the tape. Frankly, I looked damn good on it. It showcases many of our encounters in the second week of January. The tape held about two hours of intense man sex, starring me as the aggressive top verbally humiliating and physically plowing the hell out of my bottom boyfriend. We did just about everything you can do on a futon that was purchased at Affordable Portables without breaking it. I've always enjoyed people watching me have sex - from people on the street looking up at me from an apartment window to passers by catching a glimpse at a Houston sex club.

I told an acquaintance of mine (let's call him Barry) about this experience and was horrified to learn that he was a psychology major. Before I could change the subject, he began a huge lecture about exhibitionism and voyeurism. Apparently, the psychological community classifies both of these things as disorders and abnormal behavior.

Abnormal behavior? The world is full of teenagers who shoot their schoolmates and women who steal other women's babies. I hardly think that my case of exhibitionism should be classified as abnormal behavior. If I was drinking kitten blood and chanting in ancient Sumerian while I was pounding my boyfriend, then I can see why Barry would be verbally chastising me for making sex tapes. But I wasn't, so he shouldn't be.

I think that if you look good and feel good doing something with someone who obviously enjoys it (I'm pretty sure that the boyfriend made honking noises), then you should fucking do it and not care what anyone thinks. On that note, you should ask everyone you know if he or she is a psychology major... then never talk to him or her ever again.