The Town Bicycle

I was in Walgreens this weekend, browsing the condom section like a good boy, when my shopping was interrupted by a little girl who rudely stood in front of me and thumbed the shelves so she could look for something in that aisle. She chose condoms. This girl couldn't have been older than twelve and she had on a really short skirt with a crop top. I looked at the time and was puzzled because I thought whores didn't go out that early in the day. I was a little relieved that she was at least going to practice safe sex, but was horrified to see her put the condoms back on the shelf and grab some KY warming gel instead.

Now I'm the last person on earth who should be making judgements about someone else, but I will go ahead and let loose this one time for entertainment purposes. If the girl hadn't put the condoms back, I would have just assumed that she was dry in her nether regions and wanted some moisture down there to prevent chafing. I don't know how the women's stuff works down there. I just assume that with all the walking, some stuff is rubbing around and - you get the picture.

The big thing going on in my mind was me shouting at her: SLUT WHORE JEZEBEL I'M GONNA END UP PAYING FOR THAT BABY YOU'LL HAVE WITH MY TAXES SLUT SLUT SLUT. As she walked away, I rememberd seeing a lot of young girls in Houston dressing in short shorts with the "Juicy" logo on the back because they want you to look at their asses. I remembered every episode of Maury and Jenny Jones where the little trailer trashy girl was trying to get pregnant. I think the tag line was something like "i'm still in school, but i want a baby, you fool." That was so many years ago and I thought it would be a fad, but they're still out there. There are still slut girls who don't even have tits, but they've had like a hundred cocks.

It is really unfair of me to judge her like that because I was just as big a slut when I was twelve. I wouldn't have flinched if it was a young gay boy buying some lube and enema solution. I would have been like: you go, boy! Take one for the team!