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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Boxers, briefs, or none of the above?

How do you react when people tell you that they aren't wearing underwear? I used to think that people were lazy or unkept when they went commando, and that it would be extremely uncomfortable, especially when wearing jeans. Boy was I wrong!

I forgot to pack an extra pair of undies when I left for the gym this morning, so I was a little flustered when I realized that I'd have to spend the rest of the day flopping around in my jeans. I was afraid that I would chafe down there and I'd have trouble masturbating later. That wasn't the case. Miraculously, my naughty parts have managed to stay relatively intact.

As I bent over to reach into my gym bag, I noticed a couple of people checking out my goodies. I had to be careful not to let my coin slot show, though. That's something I have to work on. If being ogled by complete strangers makes you feel all tingly in your no-no spots, then don't wear underwear tomorrow!

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