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Sunday, September 04, 2005

No Sleeves, No Service!

There's a new bowling alley that opened up in River East, on the same floor as the AMC box office. It's called Lucky Strike and they seem to have a strict dress code, because I wasn't permitted to enter in my sleeveless shirt. I wasn't wearing a dirty old wife beater, I was wearing a nice black DKNY fitted sleeveless shirt. Fortunately, I was able to use my AMC connections to get in (thanks, Laurel!). Then I saw what everyone else was wearing and I was instantly appalled. There were girls wearing shirts that were too small to contain their bulging bellies and guys wearing black socks with sandals. What is wrong with this picture?!?!

Having a dress code at a bowling alley is like having small talk at an orgy. It's just not done.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is really funny. i am glad i could be of service. thanks again for going out with us on saturday night.

September 06, 2005 8:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shit i forgot to sign my name
-Laurel

September 06, 2005 8:37 PM

 

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