BYOB? NFW!
Parking cars on the lawn isn't the tackiest thing I've ever seen.
I was one of 78 people who got an e-vite this week for a "Spring Kickoff Martini Party." This is from someone I barely know. In the opening line of the e-vite, he states that he's got a martini shaker that is "just itching to be used" and I had a sneaking suspicion that he actually intended that tag line for the e-vite to his big gay orgy.
Invitees were also informed that this party is strictly BYOB and due to a large number of invites, people are advised to provide their own glassware.
Let me get this gay: He's inviting me to a martini party but I have to bring my own liquor AND my own martini glass. How tacky is that?
Fortunately, not one of the 78 invitees has agreed to attend. It always makes me happy to know that you can't always pull the wool over everyone's eyes the same way that Big Momma and Juwanna Mann try to do in those films.
posted by Richie at
2:31 PM
2 Comments:
This sounds like a BBQ I was invited to last summer, but it was BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. At first, I thought it was some sort of double entendre, as the hosts were fellow homoqueerbosexuals. But alas, the cheap fuckers were serious.
April 16, 2008 7:52 AM
I love parties that are BYO A-Z!
April 21, 2008 1:25 PM
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